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“These problems are too big for us to solve alone. We need to
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THANK YOU ALL
Amazing guest lecturers. from Entrepreneurial Design Class. School of Visual Arts.
Many thanks to our...
Dear Kris,
Just take a look at ur p***s… It can be bigger!
Be the most confident man in your town, call me tonight at 312.892.6394!
Hot Regards,
Melisa
My cellphone alarm says “Friday’s comming”, that even Mondays. And its friday and the above was the first mail I received. What the eff?
That made my Friday pretty sad, I never met Melisa - how could she comment like this? ‘ve never got any bad feedbacks like the Melisa one, Oh!
Yesterday, I’ve got a call from some bank’s Credit card division, some number - being a unhappy employee of any firm u’ll pick any call hitting your number thinking “HR consultant + Negotiable Salary”!
Am I talking to Mr. Nair?
Yes!
Haaii sir, this is Pooja calling on behalf of ADM Bank: Are you interested?
W-H-A-T? [ I actually shocked ]
Sir, I mean .. Are you interested?
Interested in what? [ obviously, one chick is calling you up, telling her name is the most used/over used name in north india and asking Are u interested” - sounds like some hooker trying to plug some dude]
Credeet card, sirrr
Ohhh … Credit card, sorry I’m a bad guy! No thanks, I’ve enough platinums in my wallet and personally I blame MTV and my middle-class pbringing! Thanks, have a nice day!
Now telll me, are you interested?
Customer segmentation, pricing, and growth strategy. Fuck all!
Well, u all know, I just don’t have a personal life or call it social-life. So most of the time you’ll find me in Barista, Saket crunching some excel sheets or reading his RSS feeds or twiitering fake messages to all his folks or making the firang first world foreigner realize the cows in delhi streets are not straw but its the part of Delhi’s infrastructure.
One Aussie old man actually surprized to see a lot of dogs and men on the streets, barking and honking!
He said “Back in Sydney, things were different. You know in Australia cows are not allowed to come to the streets. And u know I’ve never used my car horns since I brought them - all seven Mercs - u know”!
Mercy! “Thanks for sharing your tough time with me old man” I said ” Lemme tell ya one thing. The cows you see around are not straw cows.. Yeeei … they work with Delhi Transport Department, they work as Traffic Dividers”!
“Oh really … so how stuffs work?”
“Well, simple logic” I said “she’ll lay around the middle, if u wanna take a you turn, just ring around her..”
Westernised Biharis - whatelse!
Friday eh! Thanks to Abhishek I came to know K’s choice - weedsters dream song. Enjoy!
